- Caught one of my students stuffing her shirt with toilet paper so it looked like boobs. Really? I don't think 6 year old boys are into boobs yet.
- A boy came to my table and said "J's saying bad things about you." Oh boy. This is the same boy that said I had a big butt, even though I have NO butt. So, I walk to his table and sit down. I asked him what he said. After lots of interogating I finally got it out. I'm a doodoo head. Yup. A doodoo head. I'm not real sure why I'm a doodoo head, but I am.
- A couple of my kids were throwing their shoes in the trash. I told them to stop that only trash goes in the trashcan. I look over and two more boys have their shoes off and are throwing them in the trashcan. I asked what happened and one said his shoe fell off and fell right in the trasch can. What an amazing trick. Instead of moving their clips, I took their shoes away. I got out plastic sacks and told them since they thought their shoes were trash, I'd make sure they got taken out with the trash. Yeah, I know, that was mean. My mother told me I was a mean teacher when I told her. I think that got the point across. One cried for a long time. The other refused to go to his work station and instead put his head down. I gave their shoes back after a bit and we talked about what happened. I don't think they will put anything but trash in the trashcan for a long time. And I might be even meaner because I got a good laugh out of this situation too.
5 weeks ago