*Warning* this is kind of gross. If you're easily grossed out, you might not want to read.
You know you teach kindergarten when within 45 minutes, your class is interrupted by the following two lines:
"I'm sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom (had been in there like 10 minutes) and I feel like I'm going to throw up." I quickly ran a trashcan in and turned on some music. Then I hear "I just threw up." I had no idea what to do. I was NOT going in there. I don't know what I'll do when I have my own kids.
Then, after the bathroom is cleaned and that kid is home and we are trying to get back to learning, I hear "She just threw up on me." Thankfully it was only a small amount and I was able to deal.
Oh, what a day.
4 weeks ago