Where's My Bubble?

I was going to write about my yummy oatmeal cookies I baked as comfort food.  And I was even going to include the recipe for you because it's so good you just have to try it.  But when I was on the way to the kitchen to get the recipe, the dishwasher door jumped down and attacked my leg.  I mean, I'd never run into the dishwasher door or anything.  Anyway, in all the pain, I forgot why I was in the kitchen (definately not something I do all the time).  So now, I'm sitting on the couch like this...

...Trying to make the pain go away and keep it from bruising too bad.  It's already starting to turn colors and there's a knot. 

Now, if that was the only accident I had today, then it wouldn't be so bad.  But, no.  It's the 3rd.  It all started this morning.  I was taking a bath and had shut the dogs in my room so they wouldn't bother Mom.  I was trying to hurry because Anthony had sent me a message and I wanted to talk to him, but I figured the tub wasn't the best place (especially with my clumbiness).  Well, I heard Sam trying to dig his way out of his bedroom.  We already have a 2 holes in the carpet due to his digging, so I jumped out of the tub and got on to him.  And opened the door.  As I was getting back into the tub, I slipped and slid down.  I hit my back on the edge of the tub.  That hurt like heck!  Thankfully as the day went on it started feeling better instead of worse as I had feared.

The next incident occured as I was baking cookies.  I had got out the stepstool (because I'm banned from climbing on things other than my stepstool) and was getting the oatmeal out of the pantry.  Of course it had to be on the top shelf at the back.  But that's just Murphy's law.  Anyway, as I was stepping off the stepstool backwards, somehow I sat right onto the door knob.  My butt cheek is still sore!

Anyway, I think I need a bubble suit.  Mom said I should just sit on the couch after she leaves.   I'm just grateful they are all minor injuries, it could be much worse!